Sums it up, really

I could write another thousand words on why we are striving to cruise instead of, say, putting in a deck, installing A/C and getting a minvan like, you know, Westerners, but this picture does it in a dozen or so.

Bonus link: In California, the height of eco and pre-cancerous fashion is a solar-powered tanning salon.

Yeah, we're doomed, but we're going to be doomed with reliably bronzed, Quadcycled butts made flexible thanks to Hot Yoga and 1/2 HP juicers. So that's all right, then!

And furthermore:

Plans shifting to "launch mode" for the old plastic boat. More to come shortly.