|*Illegal will cost you more|
I think it's freaking brilliant, especially the phrase "artisanal shipping" applied to small-scale, sail-powered transport of (arguably) hipster products.
Cheers, Chip! You gave me an audible laugh this morning and about a dozen graphics ideas.
UPDATE: Here's what I riffed into being after I found a few salty fonts:
|I couldn't ever ship PBR...the stuff is vile.|